Journal de CarbAbuser, 03 mai 21

LONG STORY, sorry.
*blush* umm okay, so uhh.. *blush*

You know how I posted a funny meme last week about losing one's balance putting on underwear? Ummmm.... *blush*

Yeah, so last night getting ready for bed, I'm putting on jammies and BAM!
Hubby: What was that?
Me: umm, me... falling
Hubby: HOW?
Me: putting on my pj bottoms
Hubby: 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Me: Laugh it up fuzzball. Give me a fricken hand, I think I've put my back out!

Yeah. My butt feels like it's bruised. My tailbone is KILLING ME. And my sciatica is flared up. FUN! 🙄

Now the 🤬[censored]🤬, is making fun of me "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up". Ha ha!

Karma's a beach... while I'm grabbing my shower, he's making the bed. I hear...
Hubby: You've got to be kidding me!
Me: What?
Hubby: I've lost my phone.
Me: You just had it a minute ago.
Hubby: I know.

I get out of the shower, dry off and dial his cell from mine.
My turn to laugh.
He put it on the mattress, then made the bed. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Me: So I'm old and clumsy, you're old and forgetful. Oooh retirement is gonna be SO much fun, lol.

1801 kcal Gras: 160,78g | Prot: 69,82g | Glu: 16,57g.   Déjeuner: Butter (Salted), Breakfast - Flax Muffin, Maple Leaf Naturally Smoked Bacon, Hard-Boiled Egg, Hellmann's Olive Oil Mayonnaise. Dîner: Compliments Unsalted Butter, Cooked Cauliflower (from Fresh), Chicken. plus...

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My butt is still so sore I can't do my biking. 😲 Good news though, my sciatica has settled. Who knew putting on pjs could be so dangerous, lol 
05 mai 21 par le membre: CarbAbuser
My worst bout of sciatica was caused by ice fishing. At the age of 21. 😳 Just sitting on the ice for a couple of hours left me crippled for 2 weeks. I had to drive with my left foot! 🤫 
05 mai 21 par le membre: tlg28
YIKES! I've had a few falls on my behind, including down a flight of stairs while vacuuming. That left me with compression damage to a few discs. But my daughter decided my sciatic nerve was fun to sit on for the entire ninth month. Now I get the occasional flare up (usually every other month) that lasts for a week or two. 
05 mai 21 par le membre: CarbAbuser
Aside from saying keto on the package...lol they were low in Carbo hydrates... only 70 calories each. It said it was a blend of whole wheat and lupin flour instead of corn tortillas. they also have 5g of protein each, not bad!! 
05 mai 21 par le membre: vnobert
hahaha @Vnobert. Looks like the FS goblin was at work with you too. I don't think your comment was meant for this journal. Something is up with FS's commenting today. 
05 mai 21 par le membre: CarbAbuser
Oups... one of those days... the comment was ment on the picture of my crab salad wrap! 
06 mai 21 par le membre: vnobert
NP, it happened to me as well. I saw your keto wrap, looks good. 
06 mai 21 par le membre: CarbAbuser
Oh Ichfjo, your lousy balance made my day! It is a scene right out of my own house although my husband is rarely the bed maker!😁 Sorry about your sciatic nerve, I once thought I had cancer of the spine. The pain was so bad and for so long, no - just the sciatic nerve, thank you Father!🌸 Hope you feel better soon and have a healing wonderful Thursday!💕🌺 
06 mai 21 par le membre: Shrewdness
Hubby rarely is our bed maker either, he was being sweet after my butt-drop the night before. My aunt had to have disc repair, so I'm very paranoid every time my back goes out. He's still laughing about the "fallen and I can't get up", to which I respond, "do you know where your phone is?" lol 
06 mai 21 par le membre: CarbAbuser
Chuckling like mad. 
07 mai 21 par le membre: ......v
Is it couples who laugh together, stay together? 🤣 Enjoying your stories and rants.  
13 juin 23 par le membre: lineruds

     
 

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